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Toilet paper is the new bitcoin
The Government statistician has conducted a study into the correlation between the daily number of covid cases and the number of toilet paper rolls on the shelves of the Coles store in Mt Druitt. “The results were fascinating,” said Peter Bidet, the chief statistician. “As soon as covid infections hit 1,000, the number of toilet…
Read MoreBITCOIN: THE FIGMENT OF A GENIUS’S IMAGINATION INVESTORS CRY FOUL AS BITCOIN PLUMMETS
Satoshi Nakamoto, the inventor of Bitcoin was sitting on thestage with a smirk on his face at the annual cryptocurrency convention in Las Vegas. He was showing no signs of concern about the price of Bitcoin which plummeted 48% from its recent highs. Billy Crystal, the host of the convention was rambling on about something…
Read MoreEXCLUSIVE : BEN ROBERTS-SMITH INTERVIEW WITH THE DAILYDREX
Dailydrex: Thanks for coming in Ben. Our readers are on knifes edge waiting to hear what you’ve got to say. Our female readers are all in love with you, and probably half the male readers too. Ben Roberts-Smith: Well, that’s the problem, isn’t it. Every time I get my photo taken with a female lawyer,…
Read MoreRESERVE BANK TO CAP PROPERTY PRICE INCREASES
Australian Treasurer, Josh Frydenberg has announced that Parliament will soon be passing a law that does not allow any property to be sold for more than a two percent increase over its purchase price in any 12 month period. Mr Frydenberg was speaking at the Real Estate Institute of Australia annual dinner which was attended…
Read MoreHealth warnings as ‘intense’ heatwave to hit NSW until Australia Day
Blistering heat from inland Australia will sweep towards the NSW coast in the coming days, prompting health authorities to warn the public to take “necessary precautions” to avoid heat-related illnesses. The Bureau of Meteorology has forecast severe heatwave conditions to arrive by Friday over most of NSW and continue until Tuesday when a weak cold…
Read MoreDark and stormy plight for Australia
Cricket’s rain rules have again been called into question after play was abandoned due to a storm in Brisbane late on Saturday, frustrating an Australian side that must win the fourth Test to reclaim the Border-Gavaskar Trophy. A heavy downpour ensured there was no play after tea on day two, with umpires Paul Wilson and…
Read MoreAuthorities lose contact with Sriwijaya Air Flight 182 over Indonesia
A Boeing 737 passenger jet with 62 people onboard is missing after losing contact with Indonesia’s aviation authorities shortly after take-off from Jakarta. The Sriwijaya Air flight was carrying 53 passengers, including seven children and three babies, as well as nine pilots and crew, local media reported, Indonesia’s Transportation Minister, Budi Karya Sumadi, told a…
Read MoreEXCLUSIVE: Harry & Megan tell all to the Dailydrex
DailyD: Our readers are very excited about the interview. Thank you for coming in. Prince Harry: We thought is was about time people knew the truth and there’s no better place to tell it than the DailyD. Megan: I just want to get one thing staight before we start. I’m not black. Do you understand…
Read MoreThe boating barista who brings coffee to Sydney Harbour’s rich and powerful
For two decades, barista Garry White has cruised Middle Harbour on his boat making coffee for sailors, swimmers, kayakers, beachgoers and nudists. He’s often told he has Sydney’s best job. “A lot of people say that to me,” Mr White says. “My usual reply is you would make far more money in your day job…
Read MoreBREAKING NEWS! SCOTT MORRISON ANNOUNCES ALL KOALAS TO BE VACCINATED
The Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison today announced that all koalas will be vaccinated. The announcement was made in the Prime Minister’s 11am twitter feed. Sandy Goblet, Chief Koala Scientist from the International Save Koalas Foundation expressed his concerns. “There are still challenges ahead of us. And unanswered questions. Will koalas be offered the…
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