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COVID-19 IN AUSTRALIA

9 New cases
2 dead from vaccination
25,817 Morons refusing vaccination
9,009 Still thinking about being vaccinated

BREAKING NEWS! SCOTT MORRISON ANNOUNCES ALL KOALAS TO BE VACCINATED

The Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison today announced that all koalas will be vaccinated. The announcement was made in the Prime Minister’s 11am twitter feed. Sandy Goblet, Chief Koala ...
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EXCLUSIVE: Harry & Megan tell all to the Dailydrex

DailyD: Our readers are very excited about the interview. Thank you for coming in. Prince Harry: We thought is was about time people knew the truth and there’s no better place to tell it than the DailyD. Megan: I just want to get one thing staight before we start. I’m ...
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RESERVE BANK TO CAP PROPERTY PRICE INCREASES

Australian Treasurer, Josh Frydenberg has announced that Parliament will soon be passing a law that does not allow any property ...
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EXCLUSIVE : BEN ROBERTS-SMITH INTERVIEW WITH THE DAILYDREX

Dailydrex: Thanks for coming in Ben. Our readers are on knifes edge waiting to hear what you’ve got to say. Our female readers are all in love with you, and probably half the male readers too. Ben Roberts-Smith: Well, that’s the problem, isn’t it. Every time I get my photo taken with a female lawyer, or talk to a female ...
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Toilet paper is the new bitcoin

The Government statistician has conducted a study into the correlation between the daily number of covid cases and the number of toilet paper rolls on the shelves of the Coles store in Mt Druitt. “The results were fascinating,” said Peter Bidet, the chief statistician. “As soon as covid infections hit 1,000, the number of toilet rolls the Coles store in ...
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EXCLUSIVE : BEN ROBERTS-SMITH INTERVIEW WITH THE DAILYDREX

Dailydrex: Thanks for coming in Ben. Our readers are on knifes edge waiting to hear what you’ve got to say ...
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RESERVE BANK TO CAP PROPERTY PRICE INCREASES

Australian Treasurer, Josh Frydenberg has announced that Parliament will soon be passing a law that does not allow any property ...
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BITCOIN: THE FIGMENT OF A GENIUS’S IMAGINATION INVESTORS CRY FOUL AS BITCOIN PLUMMETS

Satoshi Nakamoto, the inventor of Bitcoin was sitting on thestage with a smirk on his face at the annual cryptocurrency ...
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